Sideways

i finally saw the movie that everyone was raving about during Oscars season...and....I don't get it...what's the fuss about? i mean its about a mid-life crisis...an education on wines (so the pinot is a grape! yea!)...and some hokey love story in between...i can't relate to the whole mid-life crisis thing...well maybe i can...i mean i did actually watch the movie sideways on my couch (it got uncomfortable after a while though)...and what's with stickin ur nose dead into the glass to "appreciate" your wine...i mean..what if something fell in ya know? or does that just add to the bouquet...haha...ok ok..

so...i'm just sitting here...outlining for civil procedure...and finding any excuse not to do this crap...there's a freakin rule for everything...motion to sneeze, your honor? yes - one for that too...rule 561,000,202(b)(1)(d)(32)....give me a break...can't wait for may 12th...all this will be over...for a bit...

unfortunately nothing else going on in my life...my only joy right now is the off chance to play outside (if my lazy, sun-fearing, pale skinned friends comply)....and mario kart at G's...i'm also figuring out what to get hema for her birthday...well...see what i'm gonna do is...first...oh snap! she reads this...never mind....close one..phew!

um...is there anything else i can babble about to put off more work...let see...oh yea! i found a scorpede in my apt the other day...now you may wander what a scorpede is...well basically its a cross between a scorpion and a centipede (second only to the liger as the coolest animal ever)...and it was pretty fierce looking...i would leave it being the brown, non-violent hippie i am...but then i feared it might crawl in my ear as i lay sideways watching a movie one night (look how i'm bringing this monologue full circle...smooth)...so i poked at it with this piece of plastic...and it started stinging the plastic...i finally finessed it on the plastic and sent it the Magical Pool of No Return...

ok...i really can't think of anything else to say...this is really lame...i think i'll just go swimming...maybe do a cannonball in the regulation pool and see what the lifeguards think...ha..

laterz